THE CALL OUT:

"Dear Friends of Fist and Spudniks,

Mutton Fist Press wants your reportage. Cartoons and commentary, survival guides, prayers, spells, effigies and new idols, wanted posters and classifieds. Ballads and doggerel verse. Words and pictures. We’re going to print a broadside for a plague year. Think ‘London Illustrated News’ for this new dark age. Your input doesn’t have to be print-based, we will make print of it. Send contributions by email, carrier pigeons will be shot and eaten. Jpegs and word docs are fine. meatbags@muttonfistpress.com is the address.

A note on editorial control…. Submissions are submission: Each edition of the broadside will be assembled by a different editor who will have total control over form and content. The only restriction to be observed, is that the copy is to be printed on one side of a single sheet of newsprint. Since sun deprived shut-in CRADDUCK is the first editor, your efforts will likely be masticated and regurgitated into wasps nests of paranoia. Do your worst.

For this first edition, Mr. Process will screen-print our offerings onto newsprint, sloppy and quick-sharp, and we shall flog them dirt cheap to our adoring/rabid public via Muttonfistpress.com. Contributors get a free copy and a chufty badge. It will also be available as a downloadable, print-at-home version from our website, and we will splash it all over.

DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: MIDNIGHT 22ND JULY

Any Questions?"

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